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Thursday, August 21st, 2003
10:36 am - 2 weeks away and none too much to show for it
My life is a boring pit of shit flavored Jell-o. Sorry I've been gone so long. Can't dedicate myself to anything, except maybe turning my brain to mush and sleeping a lot. What are the symptoms of clinical depression again?

Here's a cute little rock climbing game. Enjoy, while I hollow out my eye sockets.

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Thursday, August 7th, 2003
2:35 pm - How evil is your site?


Use the Gematriculator to find out how far your site has slipped towards hell. I was hoping I was a bit closer . . .

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Wednesday, August 6th, 2003
10:35 am - I, Cthulhu
An interview with the Great Old One, as written by Neil Gaiman.

"We had fun in those days, carnage and destruction, sacrifice and damnation, ichor and slime and ooze, and foul and nameless games. Food and fun. It was one long party, and everybody loved it except those who found themselves impaled on wooden stakes between a chunk of cheese and pineapple."

http://www.neilgaiman.com/exclusive/essay07.asp

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Tuesday, August 5th, 2003
9:35 am - Gone too long and traveled too far
Damn, I've been off for a week. A whole week!! Sory, kids. Won't happen again. Take this as an apology. The funniest series of cartoons on the web, if you enjoy cute woodland creatures being tortured and killed.

http://www.happytreefriends.com/watch_episodes/flash/eye.html

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Tuesday, July 29th, 2003
9:50 am - Alphabet Aerobics
A video (sort of) for my man Gift of Gab's A-Z. Dig it.

http://www.stayhonest.com/qt/black.html

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8:56 am - WTF?
The Smoking Gun is a fun site. Here's a bit of deposition they put up, the defense for a high school kid with a dirty mouth.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/fword2.html

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8:49 am - the problem of simian evil
Ok, this is a real issue. Just because they're covered with hair, we think them incapable of the atrocities that men commit. BEWARE THE EVIL THAT HAVETH THE PREHENSILE TAIL!

http://students.washington.edu/wfrenchu/Monkey/

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Thursday, July 24th, 2003
9:46 am - 80s ending
Pretty well done parody. I'm gonna keep on lovin' yooouu!

http://www.crossfilms.com/films/eightiesending.html

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Monday, July 21st, 2003
4:09 pm - fishy
whoa, this game is addicting. eat or be eaten!

http://www.xgenstudios.com/fishy/

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11:04 am - Itsa me, mario!
Check it. An online NES emulator. No work for me!

http://web.utanet.at/nkehrer/ONE_Play.html

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8:47 am - snuffle
There's a woman at my work, right outside my office, who sniffles and blows her nose ALL DAY LONG. It's like the tell-tale fucking heart. slowly . . . being driven . . . crazy . . .

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Friday, July 18th, 2003
10:32 am - oh heavenly kate
Anyone heard anything about this?



Could be very cheesy. Who knows? But Kate Beckinsale is the lead. Couldn't be too bad, could it?

http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/underworld/index.html

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Thursday, July 17th, 2003
4:10 pm - all mixed up
These guys are pretty damn good. They mix songs together you think wouldn't mesh. But fuck if it doesn't work.

http://www.gohomeproductions.co.uk/

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9:28 am - death surrounds me like a shroud
yeah, so, i'm all uberemotional today for some reason. first dynamine's cat. then I'm reading this site about girls who collect transformers and gundam and there's a memorial up for some random girl who got leukemia and died. http://www.botcollector.com/SaraBear.htm

damn it all, does anyone have any good news?

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Wednesday, July 16th, 2003
10:30 am - falling for you
So, something odd happened yesterday. At around 1:30pm a woman jumped or tripped (no news article yet) off of the Kimmel Center parking lot at 15th and Locust. A friend of mine saw the body, but it was so mangled, the only thing she could tell is that the clothes looked vaguely skater-punkish. Of course, hundreds of people jump off the Golden Gate every year. Maybe they moved to San Fran just for that reason. You just don't see this shit happening in Philly. People pissing in the streets, yes. Public suicides, not as much. I'll link an article if I find one.

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8:49 am
It seems like everyone wants their own Onion these days. Gotta say, the pictures on this one are poorly, and hilariously, done. Word. Word of God, that is. http://www.spazoutny.com/Page%204.htm

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8:43 am
Pretentious ass poetry, but nice looking animation/sketches. Sort of describes how I feel this morning. Smudged and disjointed. http://www.bornmagazine.org/projects/spectacular_attacks/

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Tuesday, July 15th, 2003
1:55 pm
I fully support this, and you should too. Besides, Lucas needs some comic relief in the next one that's actually funny. http://www.petitiononline.com/Ghyslain/petition.html

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8:24 am
At some point this will stop being topical. But for now, let's salute our noble world leaders, who always make well thought out decisions on honest premises. http://www.smyw.com/wmd.html

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8:21 am
It's gotten to the point now that I would do anything, ANYTHING, to stay in bed in the morning. Maybe I could become a hitman. They always work at night, right?

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